LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS, MEN WHO DO THIS, AND FEEL FOOLISH
I USED TO PRACTICE FOR WHEN I BECAME A DISNEY CHANNEL STAR
this actually makes me laugh so hard and its not even funny to sane people
"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel.
this is one of the reasons I love them
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
oh my god, you’ve been pregnant for so long… it seems like a maternity
Get your facts straight, CNN.
If you didn’t know, Stephen Colbert is a literal expert on Lord of the Rings. He went onto the sets of one of the films and managed to beat the resident lore expert in a trivia contest. Someday he will die and Death will come, and he will live forever by challenging him to a contest of LoTR trivia.
My goal in life is to be as big a nerd as Stephen Colbert. :D
Portraits of Toddlers Eating Lemons for the First Time