ball till u fall

My name is Hope and I hate myself and
no one loves me.

tomlifornia:

I USED TO PRACTICE FOR WHEN I BECAME A DISNEY CHANNEL STAR

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totally-bairee:

this actually makes me laugh so hard and its not even funny to sane people

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khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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azaleatovvn:

oh my god, you’ve been pregnant for so long… it seems like a maternity

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fdelopera:

malapropsbookstore:

infinitywhale:

gunpowderchant:

Get your facts straight, CNN.

If you didn’t know, Stephen Colbert is a literal expert on Lord of the Rings. He went onto the sets of one of the films and managed to beat the resident lore expert in a trivia contest. Someday he will die and Death will come, and he will live forever by challenging him to a contest of LoTR trivia.

Headcanon accepted.

My goal in life is to be as big a nerd as Stephen Colbert. :D

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forever-river-song:

Portraits of Toddlers Eating Lemons for the First Time

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